OMG…I SLEPT WITH THE BASS PLAYER!
Bass players are gross
Bass players give you a dose
They usually have long hair
And they’re always scratching down there
They just stand around looking dopey
And their voices are usually ropey
Then they pluck on them string…things
And the sound…omg…my head just whings
And then I look at the lead guitarist play
And I think, he can tickle my frets any old day
So to find myself waking up next to a bass-playing dope
Makes it kinda hard for a girl to cope
‘Cos nobody sleeps with the bass player innit?
Fuck it, I’ll do the drummer in the next bed in a minute!