Robots are assholes

They hardly ever do what you want them to

And they fall over frequently

Often before you can shout ‘boo!’.

We now have technological asshole-arity

That theological point in time

When our robots are becoming bigger dicks than we are;

And all because we have successfully programmed one

To learn the exact pattern

Of dickishness required to ruin

The mental and emotional well-being of a rat.

A rat! Well, shoot me if I don’t eat my hat!

Robots are assholes

But humans are bigger

When they all lumber down that Yellow Brick Road

Who will ever know which one is Tigger?

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