ROBOTS ARE ASSHOLES

Robots are assholes

They hardly ever do what you want them to

And they fall over frequently

Often before you can shout ‘boo!’.

We now have technological asshole-arity

That theological point in time

When our robots are becoming bigger dicks than we are;

And all because we have successfully programmed one

To learn the exact pattern

Of dickishness required to ruin

The mental and emotional well-being of a rat.

A rat! Well, shoot me if I don’t eat my hat!

Robots are assholes

But humans are bigger

When they all lumber down that Yellow Brick Road

Who will ever know which one is Tigger?