SEX, CHOCOLATE AND STATINS
Want to lower your risk of heart disease and stroke?
The answer is to have more sex,
At least two orgasms a week.
This will reduce your risk of a cardiovascular event,
But only if you are a man.
For women – well, you have to take your chances!
Eating chocolate can also reduce your risk
As does listening to music
Though Nessum Dorma might be more beneficial than Taylor Swift.
Moving out of the city, living with others, having a good boss
But men with a high orgasmic frequency do best of all.
So forget about Statins;
Chocolates, Vivaldi, and bashing the bishop
Are much more beneficial
And a lot more enjoyable.
2 thoughts on “SEX, CHOCOLATE AND STATINS”
You reporting the old Hindu trick. Men who have several orgasms a week do live longer. It’s because we are fooling our brains into believing we’ re still in the gene pool, so it will continue to produce many chemicals needed for reproduction that are lost over time.
I always remember when they interviewed Ernest Borgnine when he was in his eighties. They remarked about his youthful appearance and asked him what his secret was and he answered right away, “I masturbate often!”
I am sure you are right prynic289. The image of Borgnine at 80+ makes me smile. Bashing the bishop st his age!