POEM BY YEATS

This is a little poems by Yeats about Constance Markievicz and her sister Eve Gore-Booth

Two girls in silk kimonos, both

Beautiful, one a gazelle

The older is condemned to death,

Pardoned, drags out lonely years

Conspiring amongst the ignorant

THE SINGULARITY

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THE SINGULARITY
The singularity or
To be more precise
The technological singularity,
This thing for techno-utopians
Looking for immortality,
Is it real?
The singularitarians are banking
On it being so,
Seemingly willing to stay alive
For long enough,
By fair means or foul,
To benefit from this man-made God
That grants transcendence.
Artificial intelligence rules
They hope, despite
The doomsayers and techno-dystopians
Who claim it will malevolently bring about
The end of the world.

The end of civilisation as we know it

History and Hollywood are on their side;
Frankenstein, Skynet, the Matrix
Are their testimonials
When AI exceeds human intelligence
Everything changes
A smart AI breeds a smarter AI…and so on
Ad-infinitum, perhaps,
Leaving human intelligence without comprehension.
Driverless cars
Automated financial transactions
Language translation systems
Already better and faster than humans,
The list grows bigger daily.
Who needs humans, really?

THE VOCAL MINORITY

THE VOCAL MINORITY

They are everywhere

Anti-austerity

Anti-Tory,

Anti-fracking,

Anti- social

Anti-war

Anti-peace

Anti-establishment

Anti-disestablishment

Anti-Christian

Anti-magnetic

Antichrist?

CHASING THE RAINBOW

CHASING THE RAINBOW

 Nights when we were young

We raced the wind;

Banshees in our wake

Dracula lying in wait.

We had left him oozing blood

From the stake wedged in his chest

In the Rainbow Cinema.

But with vampires you could never tell

Hair slicked back, stiff with Brylcreem,

Newly perched on our Raleigh three-speeds

(with dynamo)

We explored the world,

Our winkle-pickers pointing the way.

WALK ON BY

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JUST WALKING

Walking…just walking

Away from the hum and drum

Away from the hub and bub

Away from the whine and grind of this rusty city

Couldn’t take it, they will say

Well, let them

This place isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

I saw a man today selling boxes to homeless people

Business was brisk

Did you know that the stone from the Pyramids

Would build a wall round England ten feet tall?

They say John the Baptist was gay

Funny the thoughts that come into your head when you’re walking

There was an old woman who lived in a hovel

She didn’t have any shoes but no one cared

She fell down one day

The hospital put her in a trolley for a few weeks

Then sent her away

Back to her hovel, her piss-stained bed, her broken radio

Her clock that didn’t tick, her bare cupboards, her solitary chair

Carried her up three flights, stood her in front of a walking frame

Said ‘take care of yourself, dear’

The whole fucking world anaesthetised by indifference

COMING OF AGE

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COMING OF AGE

Twenty one years of it;

I thought you might cry enough

You know – the tough gets going

When the going gets tough

But not a bit of it;

We are still going strong

I have wronged you on and off

But you have righted all the wrong

I hope you never get sick of it;

That love will carry you on

Me? I’m already in the thick of it

Clearing the path for another twenty one!

HUNTER S THOMPSON AIN’T DEAD!

HUNTER S THOMPSON AIN’T DEAD!

A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: “I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up….”

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:” “We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.”

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.

COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE.

Jerry Seinfield’s new internet show.

First time I have come across this programme online. Very funny and well worth a look.

http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/ricky-gervais-mad-man-in-a-death-machine

DAFFODILS

DAFFODILS

I saw Christ nailed to a tree

In an East London churchyard

Weather-beaten from looking,

While the adjacent graveyard

Played host to a thousand

Sloping stone soldiers.

There, daffodils bunched together

And it made me wonder

Why the graveyard should display

Such a profusion of yellow

When the churchyard itself

Was barren of colour

THE GREAT HUNGER BY Patrick Kavanagh

extract from Patrick Kavanagh’s long poem THE GREAT HUNGER

O he loved his mother

Above all others

O he loved his ploughs

And he loved his cows

And his happiest dream

Was to clean his arse

With perennial grass

On the back of some summer stream:

To smoke his pipe

In a sheltered gripe

In the middle of July.

His face in a mist

His two stones in his fist

And an impotent worm on his thigh

But his passion became a plague

For he grew feeble bringing the vague

Women of his mind to lust-nearness,

Once a week at least flesh must make an

Appearance.

So Maguire got tired

Of the no-target gun fired

And returned to his headland of carrots and cabbage

To the fields once again

Where eunuchs can be men

And life is more lousy than savage.

The Great Hunger isn’t about the Famine.  It’s about  the hunger for, love, food, land, life…everything. But mostly it’s about the hunger for sex…