FUCK THE DANES.

Fuck the Irish

Fuck the Danes

Fuck Copenhagen the most

In the place that pains;

All sheep are uneducated

Nothing to do with stupidity

All down to the genes, you see;

Unless the Danes now makes theirs go to school

Doing arithmetic and algebra

Sitting quietly on a three-legged stool.

The Danes came to Ireland once before

And Brian Boru showed the Viking hordes

The way to San Jose –

And Amarillo for good measure

Go! Take your fucking sheep with you

And don’t come back whatever the weather.