FUCK THE DANES.
Fuck the Irish
Fuck the Danes
Fuck Copenhagen the most
In the place that pains;
All sheep are uneducated
Nothing to do with stupidity
All down to the genes, you see;
Unless the Danes now makes theirs go to school
Doing arithmetic and algebra
Sitting quietly on a three-legged stool.
The Danes came to Ireland once before
And Brian Boru showed the Viking hordes
The way to San Jose –
And Amarillo for good measure
Go! Take your fucking sheep with you
And don’t come back whatever the weather.