BLOODY JOB
BLOODY SWINE
BLOODY HARD WORK
BLOODY COUNTRY
BLOODY IRISH BASTARDS
BLOODY SUNDAY
BLOODY MONDAY AGAIN
‘I do not have a mill with willow trees
I have a horse and a whip
I will kill you and go’
Yamut tribesmen
This windowed concrete slab
Touching the hedgerows
Bunkered in leaf-strewn soil
Chivvies me
Muskets were reddened here
By shorter men than I
Defenders of a long-gone realm
Stooped between fissured ceiling and creviced floor
What mayhem bedlamed this rocky causeway?
Its cannons foddering the deep
The stun of steel slamming granite
The stench of gunfire turning stomachs
Loose limbs cluttering pathways
Death hovering
All quiet now on this promontory;
Sheep nibbling, tea and scones in the old armoury
Picture postcards of battles fought and won
Day-trippers picnicking
In the shadows cast by the big guns
THE DEAFENING SILENCE
The silence is deafening
But then it always has been;
Deafening all my life, I mean.
It’s as if I’m not really there,
Although I am sure that’s not true.
Perhaps I am invisible to all
But a few true believers.
Are they possibly seeing what isn’t there,
And also hearing the deafening silence?
read more of my poems in my new collection ’67’ – http://www.tinhuttalespublishers.co.uk/67/
Interesting performance of NO BLACKS, NO DOGS, NO POLES last night. Our black box technician fail to put in an appearence for the start of the show! The first act was performed without lighting/music cues – not that it affected the performances- or the audience’s enjoyment, it seems! Fortunately he appeared for the second act, so normal service was resumed. Well done to the cast!
Last week this week – DON’T MISS IT!!
Sky Leith says; Once I was performing at the Las Vegas Hilton, in one of those tacky mega-productions complete with an onstage volcano, 50 topless women, and elephants. The star elephant, Tanya, was doing a handstand on a revolving platform during her solo act, and chose this moment to relieve herself. A fountain of pee, as if from a garden hose, drew a large wet circle on the stage as her platform rotated. The show, of course, went on.
Danny Kaye in the musical TWO BY TWO; . singing a love song to his ‘wife’ while sitting on a rock together, she wiggled uncomfortably all through this wonderful song he sang to her … when the song was over, she turned her back to the audience, laughing and rolling her eyes – he had complete unzipped her dress while singing to her.
My own favourite comes from St Nicholas, being performed at the BUSH THEATRE by Brian Cox. Brian comes on stage and after less than 10 minutes he ‘dries’. He speaks to the audience; ‘I am sorry ladies and gentlemen but my mind’s gone blank. Would you mind if I left the stage for a moment?’ He leaves the stage and returns in a few minutes, starts from the beginning again, and sails through the performance as if nothing had happened. What a professional!
Émigré
To the other side of the universe
I emigrated
I wanted to see how the other half lived.
Well…I needn’t have bothered;
The services are no better
The trains are never on time
The postman never rings twice
( I know – he should always ring twice,
But I think he was a bit confused)
And there’s a bloody bus on top of a roof,
Just like that one in Bexhill
Oh yeah? And I flew over the cuckoo’s nest last night!
It’s a strange title; actually it’s a website, where you can promote your ebooks. For a fee, naturally. One day costs 20 bucks; 5 days 60 bucks. 5 days sounds a good deal, huh; that way you only lose 12 bucks a day!
Obiously you don’t promote the book yourself, they do the promoting for you;
1…Book featured on the eBooks GROW ON TREES website
2…Book featured in the eBooksGOT Newsletter, emailed daily 3…Book mentioned on Twitter, daily
4…Book mentioned on Facebook, daily
Hmm…a couple of those you could do yourself, so in theory you could save yourself 50% of your outlay!
Now, selling prices; you have 3 options; FREE, 99c, $2.99
Hmm…I’m going to run that by myself one more time; let’s say I choose the FREE option for 5 days; say I sell 100 books during that period.
total outlay $60….total returns $0.00
Even with the 99c option you are going to have to sell over 60 books just to break even
Yeah, that’s a good deal – a sure-fire winner. OR IS IT LOSER
PERHAPS IT SHOULD BE RE-NAMED THE MONEY TREE!