VINNY JONES

‘Mr Jones’, said the referee,

‘You cannot kick lumps off

You opponent all the time’.

 

‘Quite right’, replied Vinny,

‘Occasionally I head-butt ‘em’.

 

BOBBY MOORE

A mere sweeper he was not.

His timely interventions left

A myriad footballing eunichs in his wake.

Prompting the question…

What good are strikers without balls?

 

   GAZZA

I went for a slash

And the whole team followed us

Then stood around in idle contentment

While I shook the last drops from me knob.

 

We footballers always hunt in packs.

 

   RODNEY MARSH

Hi!

I’m Rodney,

Fly me.