A LOAF OF BREAD AND A CAN OF SPECIAL BREW
He sat on a seafront pew
A loaf of bread and a can of Special Brew
By his side
Speaking to someone who wasn’t there.
Though these day you can never tell
Whether they are or not;
He may have had a mobile phone in his ear.
Then he spoke to me;
What are you fucking looking at, blue?
Yeah, I thought, that figures
And a happy New Year to you too!