I POSTED THIS POEM BEFORE BUT WITH THE CONTINUED POPULARITY OF THE SELFIE STICK I THINK IT IS WORTH ANOTHER POST. (WITH CONTINUED APOLOGIES TO IAN DURY AND THE BLOCKHEADS)

THE WAND OF NARCISSISM

In the deserts of Sudan

And the gardens of Japan

From Milan to Yucatan

Every woman, every man

Hit me with your selfie stick
Hit me, hit me
hit me now you selfish prick
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your stupid stick
Hit me slowly, hit me quick
Hit me, hit me, hit me

With your stupid fucking selfie stick

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