HYPOCRITE HUGH

Hi!  How do you do?

My name is Hypocrite Hugh

And I got a court injunction

Against the whole lot of you

Cos I’m  family man

And to fornicate is my plan

With more than just a few.

Now sometimes I like a good bash

With Miss Whiplash

Only don’t tell the others

Cos I might also engage with their mothers.

So here’s the  deal you suckers;

What I do in private

Is sweet fuck all to do with you mother fuckers.