SAID JONATHAN AMES

SAID JONATHAN AMES       

I shit in my pants in the south of France.

Said Jonathan Ames

And once I dropped my load

In a bin bag down the old Kent Road

As well as shitting some bricks

When I tried sky diving as one of my party tricks.

I feel much better now.

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