Here goes, a poem in 5 mins.
I saw the gryphon again today
Walking in a rather peculiar way
It was goose-stepping instead of high-stepping
Hugh Granting when it should be Johnny Depping
It looked me directly in the eye
As it it shuffled-shunted to get by
Whispering hoarsely what it had to say;
I bet you don’t see one like me every day!