ZANY SHANE

Shane is planning to rob a bank

And decideS to trust me

‘She’d make a fucking brilliant getaway driver’,

He opines, and Gerry agrees.

‘Well, I don’t know,

I stop at zebra crossings,

And I’m pretty slow’.

‘See? That’s good,

If you were a fast driver

It would be very obvious,

No, a slow getaway driver is good’.

Later they sing;

‘Woman come in the name of love’,

And Shane shouts

‘I am a Catholic,

If I am dying please call a priest’.

‘Are you dying now?’

‘No, but I will be in the fucking morning’.

Then he laughs the bloody bar down.