GWYNETH STEAM-CLEANS IT

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GWYNETH STEAM-CLEANS IT

Gwyneth steam-cleans it

A powerful internal cleanse

That balances the hormonal levels.

This boil-in-the-bag kind of technology,

Brought by your Guru to you,

Where you sit on some kind of apparatus

And absorb a combination

Of infrared and mugwort,

Is all the rage

In this gadget-filled age.

Methinks this vaginal steaming

Gives ‘getting all steamed up ‘

A rather eye-watering meaning!

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