HIT ME WITH YOUR SELFIE STICK
In the deserts of Sudan
And the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan
Every woman, every man
Hit me with your selfie stick
Hit me, hit me
hit me now you selfish prick
Hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your stupid stick

Hit me slowly, hit me quick
Hit me, hit me, hit me
With your stupid fucking selfie stick

(With apologies to Ian Dury and the Blockheads)