THE WEST WING

Yeah

Watching The West Wing

Sometimes gave me goose pimples.

Though why they call them pimples

I can’t quite figure out;

I mean, how can you tell that under all them feathers

The goose actually has pimples?

You might just as well call them moose dimples;

Which would probably be just as accurate

And a lot easier to see than goose pimples

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