MY G STRING IS BROKEN

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MY G STRING IS BROKEN
We slept in a pension where I tuned my guitar
My G string had broke when she said ‘have you come far?’
From Wexford to Paris, I’m thinking, how far is that in the dark?
I suppose five hundred kilometres would be near the mark.
Then she reached over and twanged at another string
‘How long do you intend to mess about with that old thing?’
I felt like telling her ‘that old thing’ had aged better than she had
And its antecedents weren’t at all bad

But I just said ‘That thing was plucked by Elvis, I’ll have you know,
When he was bopping out Blue Suede Shoes all those yonks ago!’

This ‘thing’ didn’t feel quite finished when I read it again, so I revisited it overnight. I think it reads better now

I NEVER WALKED A MILE

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I NEVER WALKED A MILE

I never walked a mile
Without thinking of you
I was always walking towards your smile
Towards your twinkling eyes so blue

I never dreamed a dream
Without seeing a vision of you
I was always the cat who got the cream
When I awoke and found my vision true

I never told a tale
That didn’t have you in it
My laughter as I recalled
Was at least three times every minute

And now that you are are gone
I find myself walking even more
My journey it will be long
Until I find that ?&@%*** stevedore.

ANOTHER CURE FOR WRITERS’ BLOCK

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ANOTHER CURE FOR WRITER’S BLOCK
Saying Zanzibar seven times
Very slowly
Is good for writer’s block
Z-a-n-z-i-b-a-r, Z-a-n-z-i-b-a-r
Zzz-aa-nn-zzz-iiii—-
Fuck, fuck, fuck

THEIR LOVED ONES

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THEIR LOVED ONES

Ah yes,
‘Their loved ones’ and
‘Hard-working families’
These days are much-bandied-about phrases
Scattered like rice at a wedding.
But what of the lazy and the unloved-
Who will rise and sing their praises?

MONEYBALL-ISATION

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MONEYBALL-ISATION

I wrote moneyball-isation
And found it rhymed with realisation
Without contemplation
And expectation
Play-station
Desecration
Anticipation
Organisation
Citation
Deviation
Levitation
Meditation
Naturalisation
Dehydration
Bloody hell!
It just goes on, and on, and on
And on
… on
A.. ..
Consternation!

A LOAF OF BREAD AND A CAN OF SPECIAL BREW

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A LOAF OF BREAD AND A CAN OF SPECIAL BREW

He sat on a seafront bench
A loaf of bread and a can of Special Brew
By his side,
Speaking to someone who wasn’t there.
Thoough these day you can never tell
Whether they are or not;
He may have had a mobile phone in his ear.
Then he spoke to me;
‘What are you fucking looking at, blue?’
Yeah, I thought, that figures,
‘And a happy New Year to you too’

MEMO TO MOURINHO

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MEMO TO MOURINHO

The ref is only human
Yet he doesn’t miss a lot
So if you want a perfect ‘being’
Get yourself a bloody robot!

ALGORITHM

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ALGORITHM

No human being can
Write fast enough
Or large enough
Or small enough
Nor love long enough
Without limit

THE ANALEMMA

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THE ANALEMMA

Standing here in the same spot
Every day
Makes me think of you
This figure-of-eight feeling
I sometimes get
Is not something new
Your smile, your being,
Your overall everywhere-ness
Mingled with your general couldn’t-care-less-ness
Make me think that perhaps I’m wrong
It is an abstract thing
Like a solar analemma
It has no physical existence
Except in images long-gone.

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VACUOUS MICHAEL

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VACUOUS MICHAEL

He sits in the town square, facing the sun
So that he can get his browning done
Then he turns the other cheek
Though he sometimes has to pop for a leak
His gaze often seems fixed on the horizon
But with Michael there’s no flies on
Because behind his fashionable dark glasses
He is surveying all the passing feminine asses.