a poem in five minutes; yeah, I know, it shows!

FIVE MINUTE POEM

The Holy Spirit uni-sexed

And Christ cross-dressed

The liturgical variations are endless

Perhaps Mary sporting a head-dress?

Bring back sin

Masturbation is in – again

Not that it was ever really out

It’s just that people don’t like to flout

Their little peccadilloes ad nauseam

Otherwise we could surely expect a wanking symposium.