I  I was at the Royal Court today and saw Harold Pinter

2  Oh yeah?

I  He spoke to me.

2  What did he say?

I  Asked me where the loo was.

2  No, he fucking didn’t.

I  You’re right, he didn’t.

2  He asked that American shitbag  Le Butt…Le Bute…Labute

I  How do you know?

2  He told me.

I  Who…Labute?

2..Yeah.

I  No, he didn’t.

2  You’re right, he didn’t.  He wasn’t even there. Fuck, I wasn’t even there.