FULFILLMENT

Oh yes

I am fulfilled,

Four children to date

Extra marital sex

At the going rate;

A house of my own

Well, the council’s really

But they also pay the rent

‘Cos all my time and energy is spent

No working – and keeping up the pretence

That being a lazy bastard

Is not all it’s cracked up to be,

‘Cos it is and more

Though it would be much more rewarding

If I had six children

Instead of four.